You voted for ALF????!!!! Did my subliminal AFL-CIO trick work?
Nevertheless, everyone else voted for YOU.
                                                                           
You |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| 99.9%

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ALF |                                                                       0.1%

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