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|                                                      |                    |_____Enterpri$e$______________|  |                            |                         |
|                                                      |                    |Who's YOUR big brother?_______|  |                            |                         |
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|       /    __/    \__                                |               |_______|/ |                           |     |_|_|_|_|_|_|   | _  _  _  _  TT TT TT TT        |
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|     /    __|   XX   |__  mni                         |               | \|  / | \|                           | ____________ _|_|   | _  _  _  _   TTT TTT TTT       |
|____/__     |   XX   |     ___________________________|               |/ \ /  | /|                           ||            |_|_|   ||_||_||_||_|| TTTTTTTTTTT       | 
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| /    ______________________                          |         /     | /   \ | \      / |                   ||            |_|_| |___|___| _  _  _ TT TT TT  LLLLLLL|
|/__                            _______________________|        /      |/     \|       /  |                   || /\  /\  /\ |_|_| |   |   | _||_||_  TTTTTTTT LLLLLLL|
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|___________Who's YOUR big brother?____________________|       | |_| |_| |_| |_| |_| ||//||                   |||__||__||__||_|_| |   |   | _||_||_|  TTTTTTT LLLLLLL|
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|XXXX|        |[[[[[| |o o o o @@@@@          HHHHHH///|                                                      |                                                      |
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|                     |o o o  @ @ @                 \\\|      |o o o o o|    |o o o  @ @ @    |_________|  \\\|                                                      |
|              _____  |o o o  @@@@@                 \\\|      ~~~~|X|~~~~__  |o o o  @@@@@                 \\\|                                                      |
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|XXXX|   | |A A A| [||_|_| o o o @@@LLLLL|   |HHHHHH\\\|XXXX|   | |A A A| [||_|_| o o o @@@LLLLL|   |HHHHHH\\\|                                                      |
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|                                                      | / Yeah, that was   \                                 |                                                      |
|                                                      || a long commercial. |                                |                                        ____________  |
|                                                      || I can't believe   /                _______________  |                                       / Well,      \ |
|                                                      || you paid that    /_____________   / He's right,   \ |                                      | anything can ||
|                                                      || company for     // wh4t ch0ic3 \ | Johann. There's ||                    _______________   | happen in    ||
|                                                      || this game.     /| did i h4v3?   || only one other  ||                   / Yeah, I know. \  | Amiracle,    ||
|                                                      | \_____________/\\//\____________/ | big company and ||                  | But how did     | | the land of  ||
|                                                      |                 //                | it's even worse.||                  | that happen?    | | milk and     ||
|                                                      |                //\\                \_____ _________/ |                   \___________ ___/  | money.       ||
|                                                      |               //  \\      _              \\          |                           _  //       \_____ ______/ |
|                                                      |              //    \\    / \              \\         |                          / \                \\       |
|                                                      |_________________   ____ /   \ ________ ()         () |_________________   ____ /   \ ________ ()         () |
|                                                      |     _________   \ /    / * ) \        () (((  )  ) ()|     _________   \ /    / * ) \        () (((  )  ) ()|
|                                                      |    /_________\    ____/_______\____ () _             |    /_________\    ____/_______\____ () _             |
|                                                      |   (___________)      (  o , o  )        (  o , o  )  |   (___________)      (  o , o  )        (  o , o  )  |
|                                                      |    \    O    /            O              \   O   /   |    \    -    /            O              \   O   /   |
|                                                      | _____|^^^^^|_____    __/-----\__      ____|-----|____| _____|^^^^^|_____    __/-----\__      ____|-----|____|
|                                                      |VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV  /  (  )|/   \    /               |VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV  /  (  )|/   \    /               |
|                                                      |VV   VVVVVVVVV   VVV|  (    *--   |  ___\(   ) (   )| |VV   VVVVVVVVV   VVV|  (    *--   |  ___\(   ) (   )| |
|________________  ____________________________________|-VVV V /__|\ V VVV- |  |(   )\ |  |  ==== \        /| |-VVV V /__|\ V VVV- |  |(   )\ |  |  ==== \        /| |
|                __                                    | \VVVV|==\==|VVVV   |  | \\ |  |  |   ^^^\---------/__| \VVVV|==\==|VVVV   |  | \\ |  |  |   ^^^\---------/__|
|______________       _______________________________  |___ |=====\===| __|_|  ||\\    |  |___\___________|_==|___ |=====\===| __|_|  ||\\    |  |___\___________|_==|
|         /    _    _                                \ |   /     | \   \ /  /  / /|/\\ \  \      /         \^^|   /     | \   \ /  /  / /|/\\ \  \      /         \^^|
|________/__    ____    ______________________________\|  |_____| ||\___|  ((((^/ / /\\^))))    |    | |    | |  |_____| ||\___|  ((((^/ / /\\^))))    |    | |    | |
|       /    __/    \__                                |_ ((   )| |( \ )) _| / / / /  \|   | __ |    | |    |_|_ ((   )| |( \ )) _| / / / /  \|   | __ |    | |    |_|
|______/__    /      \    _____________________________|   |   |   |  \|   |_____/\/\/\/\/\/\___|    | |    | |   |   |   |  \|   |_______________|    |    | |    | |
|     /    __|   XX   |__  mni                         |   |   |   |   \     | _/ Omni         /|    | |    | |   |   |   |   \     |   |   |   |      |    | |    | |
|____/__     |   XX   |     ___________________________|   |   |   |   |\    | \ Enterprises.  \|    | |    | |   |   |   |   |\    |   |   |   |      |    | |    | |
|   /    _____\      /_____       \  //\\  //\\  //\\  /   |===|   |===| \   |=/ Who's YOUR     \====   ====  |   |===|   |===| \   |===|   |===|       ====   ====  |
|__/__         \____/         _____\//  \\//  \\//  \\/ _ (____) _ (____) \ (__\ big brother?   /____) (____)_|_ (____) _ (____) \ (____) _ (____) ___ (____) (____)_|
| /    ______________________                          |                   \   /_/\/\/\/\/\/\/\|              |                   \                                  |
|/__                            _______________________|            ______________/_____                      |            ____________________                      |
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|________________Enterpri$e$___________________________|           |                    |                     |           |                    |                     |
|                                                      |           |                    |                     |           |                    |                     |
|___________Who's YOUR big brother?____________________|           |                    |                     |           |                    |                     |
|                                                      |           |                    |                     |           |                    |                     |
|______________________________________________________|___________|____________________|_____________________|___________|____________________|_____________________|

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|                                                      |                                         _________    |                                                      |
|                                                      |                                        / Your    \   |                    (          )                      |
|                                       _____________  |                       _____________   | interview |  |                   ( errrrrrrrr. )                    |
|                     ______________   / But what is \ |                      / Ergh. Don't \  | for the   |  |                    (          )            |  |      | 
|  ______________    / At the Omni  \ | it for?  Are  ||                     | you remember? | | Wayington |  |   ________________                      \  ____  /   |
| / 50, wh3r3    \  | General Store  || you supposed  ||   ________________  | I bought this | | Wizards'  |  |  / 50rry, 9ri81ix \                   --  (@@@@)  -- |
|| did U 937 7h47 | | of course. Why || to be a       ||  / i w45 7hinxin9 \ | for my job    | | mascot    |  | | 7h3 wi24rd 0v    | (      )              \@@/      |
|| ridicu10u5     | | do you ask?    || cheese wizard || | m0r3 1ix3 4      || interview.    | | position. |  | | m3n10 p4rx iz    |                       |==|      |
|| 0u7fi7 )0h4nn? |  \___ __________/ | or something? || | ch4r7 wi24rd.    | \________ ____/   \_ _______/   | | 41r34dy 74x3n.   |   (  )                 \/       |
| \________ _____/       \\ _          \____ ________/ |  \_________ ______/       _  //          \\          |  \_________ ______/       _                          |
|         //               / \              \\         |           //             / \                         |           //             / \                         |
|_________________   ____ /   \ ________ ()         () |_________________   ____ /   \ ________ ()         () |_________________   ____ /   \ ________ ()         () |
|     _________   \ /    / * ) \        () (((  )  ) ()|     _________   \ /    / * ) \        () (((  )  ) ()|     _________   \ /    / * ) \        () (((  )  ) ()|
|    /_________\    ____/_______\____ () _             |    /_________\    ____/_______\____ () _             |    /_________\    ____/_______\____ () _             |
|   (___________)      (  o , o  )        (  o , o  )  |   (___________)      (  o , o  )        (  o , o  )  |   (___________)      (  o , o  )        (  o , o  )  |
|    \    o    /            O              \   o   /   |    \    o    /            O              \   o   /   |    \    o    /            -              \  \_/  /   |
| _____|^^^^^|_____    __/-----\__      ____|-----|____| _____|^^^^^|_____    __/-----\__      ____|-----|____| _____|^^^^^|_____    __/-----\__      ____|-----|____|
|VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV  /  (  )|/   \    /               |VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV  /  (  )|/   \    /               |VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV  /  (  )|/   \    /               |
|VV   VVVVVVVVV   VVV|  (    *--   |  ___\(   ) (   )| |VV   VVVVVVVVV   VVV|  (    *--   |  ___\(   ) (   )| |VV   VVVVVVVVV   VVV|  (    *--   |  ___\(   ) (   )| |
|-VVV V /__|\ V VVV- |  |(   )\ |  |  ==== \        /| |-VVV V /__|\ V VVV- |  |(   )\ |  |  ==== \        /| |-VVV V /__|\ V VVV- |  |(   )\ |  |  ==== \        /| |
| \VVVV|==\==|VVVV   |  | \\ |  |  |   ^^^\---------/__| \VVVV|==\==|VVVV   |  | \\ |  |  |   ^^^\---------/__| \VVVV|==\==|VVVV   |  | \\ |  |  |   ^^^\---------/__|
|___ |=====\===| __|_|  ||\\    |  |___\___________|_==|___ |=====\===| __|_|  ||\\    |  |___\___________|_==|___ |=====\===| __|_|  ||\\    |  |___\___________|_==|
|   /     | \   \ /  /  / /|/\\ \  \      /         \^^|   /     | \   \ /  /  / /|/\\ \  \      /         \^^|   /     | \   \ /  /  / /|/\\ \  \      /         \^^|
|  |_____| ||\___|  ((((^/ / /\\^))))    |    | |    | |  |_____| ||\___|  ((((^/ / /\\^))))    |    | |    | |  |_____| ||\___|  ((((^/ / /\\^))))    |    | |    | |
|_ ((   )| |( \ )) _| / / / /  \|   | __ |    | |    |_|_ ((   )| |( \ )) _| / / / /  \|   | __ |    | |    |_|_ ((   )| |( \ )) _| / / / /  \|   | __ |    | |    |_|
|   |   |   |  \|   |_______________|    |    | |    | |   |   |   |  \|   |_______________|    |    | |    | |   |   |   |  \|   |_______________|    |    | |    | |
|   |   |   |   \     |   |   |   |      |    | |    | |   |   |   |   \     |   |   |   |      |    | |    | |   |   |   |   \     |   |   |   |      |    | |    | |
|   |   |   |   |\    |   |   |   |      |    | |    | |   |   |   |   |\    |   |   |   |      |    | |    | |   |   |   |   |\    |   |   |   |      |    | |    | |
|   |===|   |===| \   |===|   |===|       ====   ====  |   |===|   |===| \   |===|   |===|       ====   ====  |   |===|   |===| \   |===|   |===|       ====   ====  |
|_ (____) _ (____) \ (____) _ (____) ___ (____) (____)_|_ (____) _ (____) \ (____) _ (____) ___ (____) (____)_|_ (____) _ (____) \ (____) _ (____) ___ (____) (____)_|
|                   \                                  |                   \                                  |                   \                                  |
|            ____________________                      |            ____________________                      |            ____________________                      |
|           |                    |                     |           |                    |                     |           |                    |                     |
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|___________|____________________|_____________________|___________|____________________|_____________________|___________|____________________|_____________________|

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|                                                      |                      _______________                 |                                                      |
|               __________________                     |                     / I needed to   \                |                      ______________________          |
|              / Remember, I just \                    |                    | eat. At least   |  ___________  |                     / For some reason, I   \         | 
|             | got the job as the |                   |   _______________  | I'm teaching    | / You could \ |                    | think the interviewer  |        |
|             | new weatherman for |                   |  / U 701d m3 d47 \ | children.       || have gone   ||   _______________  | threatened to "bite my |        |
|             | the Omni Hippy     |                   | | U w0u1d n3v4r   || Better than     || on a hunger ||  / 7h47 w0u1d B  \ | nose to spite my face" |        |
|             | Happy Kids Show.   |                   | | w3rx 4 d4 1ik35 || Typical Stereo. || strike.     || | 8i7in9 Ur n053  || if I didn't sign.      |        |
|              \________ _________/                    | | 0v 0mni0p73ryx. | \__ ____________/  \_ _________/ | | 2 5pi73 Ur f4c3.| \__ ___________________/         |
|                       \\  _                          |  \_________ _____/     \\ _              \\          |  \_________ _____/     \\ _                          |
|                          / \                         |           //             / \                         |           //             / \             ______      |
|_________________   ____ /   \ ________ ()         () |_________________   ____ /   \ ________ ()         () |_________________   ____ /   \ ________  / See  \ ____|
|     _________   \ /    / * ) \        () (((  )  ) ()|     _________   \ /    / * ) \        () (((  )  ) ()|     _________   \ /    / * ) \        \| you    |    |
|    /_________\    ____/_______\____ () _             |    /_________\    ____/_______\____ () _             |    /_________\    ____/_______\____    | guys   |    |
|   (___________)      (  o , o  )        (  o , o  )  |   (___________)      (  o , o  )        (  o , o  )  |   (___________)      (  o , o  )       | later. | (((|
|    \    -    /            O              \   -   /   |    \    o    /            O              \   o   /   |    \    o    /            O             \____ _/     |
| _____|^^^^^|_____    __/-----\__      ____|-----|____| _____|^^^^^|_____    __/-----\__      ____|-----|____| _____|^^^^^|_____    __/-----\__       |     \\ .O   |
|VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV  /  (  )|/   \    /               |VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV  /  (  )|/   \    /               |VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV  /  (  )|/   \      |         >   |
|VV   VVVVVVVVV   VVV|  (    *--   |  ___\(   ) (   )| |VV   VVVVVVVVV   VVV|  (    *--   |  ___\(   ) (   )| |VV   VVVVVVVVV   VVV|  (    *--   |     |             |
|-VVV V /__|\ V VVV- |  |(   )\ |  |  ==== \        /| |-VVV V /__|\ V VVV- |  |(   )\ |  |  ==== \        /| |-VVV V /__|\ V VVV- |  |(   )\ |  |                /  |
| \VVVV|==\==|VVVV   |  | \\ |  |  |   ^^^\---------/__| \VVVV|==\==|VVVV   |  | \\ |  |  |   ^^^\---------/__| \VVVV|==\==|VVVV   |  | \\ |  |  |.  _.\________/    |
|___ |=====\===| __|_|  ||\\    |  |___\___________|_==|___ |=====\===| __|_|  ||\\    |  |___\___________|_==|___ |=====\===| __|_|  ||\\    |  |_  =:"_______(  | ||
|   /     | \   \ /  /  / /|/\\ \  \      /         \^^|   /     | \   \ /  /  / /|/\\ \  \      /         \^^|   /     | \   \ /  /  / /|/\\ \  \              | | ||
|  |_____| ||\___|  ((((^/ / /\\^))))    |    | |    | |  |_____| ||\___|  ((((^/ / /\\^))))    |    | |    | |  |_____| ||\___|  ((((^/ / /\\^))))  /          | | ||
|_ ((   )| |( \ )) _| / / / /  \|   | __ |    | |    |_|_ ((   )| |( \ )) _| / / / /  \|   | __ |    | |    |_|_ ((   )| |( \ )) _| / / / /  \|   |_/__________ \_| ||
|   |   |   |  \|   |_______________|    |    | |    | |   |   |   |  \|   |_______________|    |    | |    | |   |   |   |  \|   |_______________| |            _|_||
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|_ (____) _ (____) \ (____) _ (____) ___ (____) (____)_|_ (____) _ (____) \ (____) _ (____) ___ (____) (____)_|_ (____) _ (____) \ (____) _ (____)  |___________|    |
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|            ____________________                      |            ____________________                      |            ____________________                 |____|
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|                    __________________                |                   ________________                   |                   ________________                   |
|                   / So how did Omni  \               |                  / Sure. I never  \                  |                  / Oh good. That  \                  |
|                  | Enterprises        |              |                 | paid attention   |                 |                 | makes me fill    |                 |
|                  | become the omni-   |              |                 | when they talked |                 |                 | a lot better. I  |                 | 
|                  | potent corporate   |              |                 | about this story |                 |                 | thought I had    |                 |
|                  | entity that it is? |              |                 | in school.       |                 |                 | forgotten it.    |                 |
|                   \___________________\              |                  \______________ _/                  |                  \______________ _/                  |
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|_________________   ________________   __ /   \ ______|_________________/  7h3ir 570ry   |_   __ /   \ ______|_________________/  7hink 7h47    |_   __ /   \ ______|
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|   (___________)  || h34r d4 570ry?|   (  o , o  )    |   (___________)   \_____________/     (  o , o  )    |   (___________)   \_____________/     (  o , o  )    |
|    \    O    /   |/ _____________/  |      O         |    \    O    /   |                  |      O         |    \    O    /   |                  |      O         |
| _____|^^^^^|_____  /                | __/-----\__    | _____|^^^^^|_____                   | __/-----\__    | _____|^^^^^|_____                   | __/-----\__    |
|VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV                   /  (  )|/   \   |VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV                   /  (  )|/   \   |VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV                   /  (  )|/   \   |
|VV   VVVVVVVVV   VVV                 |  (    *--   |  |VV   VVVVVVVVV   VVV                 |  (    *--   |  |VV   VVVVVVVVV   VVV                 |  (    *--   |  |
|-VVV V /__|\ V VVV-                  |  |(   )\ |  |  |-VVV V /__|\ V VVV-                  |  |(   )\ |  |  |-VVV V /__|\ V VVV-                  |  |(   )\ |  |  |
| \VVVV|==\==|VVVV                    |  | \\ |  |  |  | \VVVV|==\==|VVVV                    |  | \\ |  |  |  | \VVVV|==\==|VVVV                    |  | \\ |  |  |  |
|___ |=====\===| __|__________________|  ||\\    |  |__|___ |=====\===| __|__________________|  ||\\    |  |__|___ |=====\===| __|__________________|  ||\\    |  |__|
|   /     | \   \ /                   /  / /|/\\ \  \  |   /     | \   \ /                   /  / /|/\\ \  \  |   /     | \   \ /                   /  / /|/\\ \  \  |
|  |_____| ||\___|                  /((((^/ / /\\^)))) |  |_____| ||\___|                  /((((^/ / /\\^)))) |  |_____| ||\___|                  /((((^/ / /\\^)))) |
|_ ((   )| |( \ )) ________________/_| / / / /  \|   | |_ ((   )| |( \ )) ________________/_| / / / /  \|   | |_ ((   )| |( \ )) ________________/_| / / / /  \|   | |
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|_ (____) _ (____)_\ _____________|___(____) _ (____) _|_ (____) _ (____)_\ _____________|___(____) _ (____) _|_ (____) _ (____)_\ _____________|___(____) _ (____) _|
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|  / 0mni 3n73rpri535   \         ___________________  |                                 ___________________  |                                 ___________________  | 
| | h45 833n 5pr34din9   |       / Can we really     \ |                                / Why do I lie? I   \ |                                / Of course. If you \ |
| | mi5inf0rm47i0n, 8u7  |      | trust what that old ||                               | was just asking to  ||                               | can't trust Captain ||
| | i 907 d4 r341 570ry  |      | software pirate has ||                               | make sure that you  ||   ____________________        | Crook, who can you  ||
| | fr0m c4p74in cr00x's |      | to say?             ||   ________________            | trusted him.        ||  / 0v c0ur53 i 7ru57  \       | trust?              ||
| | w385i73.             |       \________ __________/ |  / Y w00d h3 1i3? \            \________ __________/ | | him.                 |       \________ __________/ |
|  \________ ___________/                 \\ _         |  \________ _______/                     \\ _         |  \________ ___________/                 \\ _         |
|          //                               / \        |          //                               / \        |          //                               / \        |
|_________________   ________________   __ /   \ ______|_________________   ________________   __ /   \ ______|_________________   ________________   __ /   \ ______|
|     _________   \ /                \ /  / * ) \      |     _________   \ /                \ /  / * ) \      |     _________   \ /                \ /  / * ) \      |
|    /_________\   |                 ____/_______\____ |    /_________\   |                 ____/_______\____ |    /_________\   |                 ____/_______\____ |
|   (___________)  |                    (  o , o  )    |   (___________)  |                    (  o , o  )    |   (___________)  |                    (  o , o  )    |
|    \    O    /   |                  |      O         |    \    O    /   |                  |      O         |    \    O    /   |                  |      O         |
| _____|^^^^^|_____                   | __/-----\__    | _____|^^^^^|_____                   | __/-----\__    | _____|^^^^^|_____                   | __/-----\__    |
|VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV                   /  (  )|/   \   |VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV                   /  (  )|/   \   |VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV                   /  (  )|/   \   |
|VV   VVVVVVVVV   VVV                 |  (    *--   |  |VV   VVVVVVVVV   VVV                 |  (    *--   |  |VV   VVVVVVVVV   VVV                 |  (    *--   |  |
|-VVV V /__|\ V VVV-                  |  |(   )\ |  |  |-VVV V /__|\ V VVV-                  |  |(   )\ |  |  |-VVV V /__|\ V VVV-                  |  |(   )\ |  |  |
| \VVVV|==\==|VVVV                    |  | \\ |  |  |  | \VVVV|==\==|VVVV                    |  | \\ |  |  |  | \VVVV|==\==|VVVV                    |  | \\ |  |  |  |
|___ |=====\===| __|__________________|  ||\\    |  |__|___ |=====\===| __|__________________|  ||\\    |  |__|___ |=====\===| __|__________________|  ||\\    |  |__|
|   /     | \   \ /                   /  / /|/\\ \  \  |   /     | \   \ /                   /  / /|/\\ \  \  |   /     | \   \ /                   /  / /|/\\ \  \  |
|  |_____| ||\___|                  /((((^/ / /\\^)))) |  |_____| ||\___|                  /((((^/ / /\\^)))) |  |_____| ||\___|                  /((((^/ / /\\^)))) |
|_ ((   )| |( \ )) ________________/_| / / / /  \|   | |_ ((   )| |( \ )) ________________/_| / / / /  \|   | |_ ((   )| |( \ )) ________________/_| / / / /  \|   | |
|   |   |   |  \|                 |  |_______________| |   |   |   |  \|                 |  |_______________| |   |   |   |  \|                 |  |_______________| |
|   |   |   |   \                 |    |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   \                 |    |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   \                 |    |   |   |   |   |
|   |   |   |   |\                |    |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |\                |    |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |   |\                |    |   |   |   |   |
|   |===|   |===| \               |    |===|   |===|   |   |===|   |===| \               |    |===|   |===|   |   |===|   |===| \               |    |===|   |===|   |
|_ (____) _ (____)_\ _____________|___(____) _ (____) _|_ (____) _ (____)_\ _____________|___(____) _ (____) _|_ (____) _ (____)_\ _____________|___(____) _ (____) _|
|                   \                                  |                   \                                  |                   \                                  |
|            ____________________                      |            ____________________                      |            ____________________                      |
|           |                    |                     |           |                    |                     |           |                    |                     |
|           |                    |                     |           |                    |                     |           |                    |                     |
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