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More to be added when I'm less lazy. Did I mention I like video game music?
Overclocked Remix This site also contains a wonderful group of arrangements of video game music.
Project Majestic Mix A beautiful tribute to Nobou Uematsu.
Redgreen's Homepage A zany show. If you've never seen it, then you're missing out on some good laughs.
Vgmix This site contains a wonderful group of arrangements of video game music.
Vgmusic This site contains a collection of video game midis.