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|                                                      |                   / Uhh huh. That's  \   __________  |                                          __________  |
|                                                      |                  | great. And how's   | / You wish,\ |                  _______________        / This     \ |
|         _________________                            |  _______________ | my gal, Ima Pungal,|| Johann.    ||                 / Now, how am I \      | comic is   ||
|        / So how's my     \                           | / 50m37im35 i    | enjoyin' the game? || I'm way out||  ____________  | supposed to     |     | nothing but||
|       | pal, Sy Burgeak,  |                          || w0nd3r Y i M Ur  \_________ ________/ | of your    || / i 701d U 2 \ | pronounce that? |     | a two-bit  ||
|       | doing today?      |                          | \______ ________/          //          | league.    ||| c411 m3 "5y"!| \___ ___________/      | parity!    ||
|        \_____________ ___/_                          |       //                  _             \___ ______/ | \____ _______/      \\    _             \___ ______/ |
|                      \\  / \                         |      //                  / \               //        |     //           |||     / \      |||       \\       |
|_________________   ____ /   \ ________ ()         () |_________________   ____ /   \ ________ ()         () |_________________\|||/__ /   \ ___\|||/ ()         () |
|     _________   \ /    / * ) \        () (((  )  ) ()|     _________   \ /    / * ) \        () (((  )  ) ()|     _________    | |   / * ) \    | | () (((  )  ) ()|
|    /_________\    ____/_______\____ () _             | __ /_________\    ____/_______\____ ()               |    /_________\  |  |__/_______\__|  ()               |
| __(___________)_____ (  o ,o   )        (  o , o  )  | ==(___________)_____ (  o , o  )        (  d , d  )  |   (___________) |  \ (  o , o  ) /  /   (  O , O  )  |
| ===\   \_/   /____  \     O        /  /  \  \_/  /   |  ^ \    O    /____  \     O              \   O   /   |    \    O    /   \  \     O     /  /     \   O   /   |
| _^^__|^^^^^|_____ \   \/-----\____/  /____|-----|____|VVVVV_|^^^^^|_____ \   \/-----\___     ____|-----|____| _____|^^^^^|_____ \   \/-----\/   /   ____|-----|____|
|VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV  \  (  )|/       //               |VV  VVVVVVVVVVVVVVV  \  (  )|/    \   /               |VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV  \  (  )|/   /    /               |
|VV   VVVVVVVVV   VVV  |(    *-- ___/ ___\(   ) (   )| | VVV VV/ VVVVV   VVV  |(    *-- \  \ ___\(   ) (   )| |VV   VVVVVVVVV   VVV  |(    *-- |    ___\(   ) (   )| |
|-VVV V /__|\ V VVV-   | (   )\  |    ==== \        /| |  VVVV|==\|\ V VVV-   | (   )\  |\   ==== \        /| | VVV V /__|\ V VVV-   | (   )\  |    ==== \        /| |
| \VVVV|==\==|VVVV     |  \\ |   |     ^^^\---------/__|    |VVVV\==|VVVV     |  \\ |   | \__ ^^^\---------/__|  VVVVV==\==|VVVV     |  \\ |   |     ^^^\---------/__|
|___ |=====\===| __|_  | |\\     |  ___\___________|_==|___ |=====\===| __|_  | |\\     |  ___\___________|_==|___ |=====\===| __|_  | |\\     |  ___\___________|_==|
|   /     | \   \ /  //|/ /|/\\____\      /         \^^|   /     | \   \ /  //|/ /|/\\____\      /         \^^|   /     | \   \ /  //|/ /|/\\____\      /         \^^|
|  |_____| ||\___|  |  /|/ / /\\    |    |    | |    | |  |_____| ||\___|  |  /|/ / /\\    |    |    | |    | |  |_____| ||\___|  |  /|/ / /\\    |    |    | |    | |
|_ ((   )| |( \ )) _| / / / /  \|   | __ |    | |    |_|_ ((   )| |( \ )) _| / / / /  \|   | __ |    | |    | |_ ((   )| |( \ )) _| / / / /  \|   | __ |    | |    | |
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|                                                      |                     / No. I wanted \                 |                             ____________ \\          |
|                              _________   __________  |                    | to tell you    |    __________  |                            / That's what\ \\         |
|                             / Hey, Ima  / You're a \ |                    | something.     |   /          \ |  __________               | I was trying | \\        |
|                             \_ _______ | what?      ||                     \________ _____/   | You who?   || / y00-h00? \              | to say.      |  \\       |
|                           _  //         \ _________/ |                           _ //          \ _________/ | \________ _/              _\__ _________/    \\      |
|                          / \             \\          |                          / \             \\          |         //       |||     / \ //   |||         \\     |
|_________________   ____ /   \ ________ ()         () |_________________   ____ /   \ ________ ()         () |_________________\|||/__ /   \ ___\|||/ ()         () |
|     _________   \ /    / * ) \        () (((  )  ) ()|     _________   \ /    / * ) \        () (((  )  ) ()|     _________    | |   / * ) \    | | () (((  )  ) ()|
|    /_________\    ____/_______\____ () _             |    /_________\    ____/_______\____ () _             |    /_________\  |  |__/_______\__|  ()               |
|   (___________)      (  o , o  )        (  o , o  )  |   (___________)      (  o , o  )        (  o , o  )  |   (___________) |  \ (  o , o  ) /  /   (  O , O  )  |
|    \    -    /            O              \   O   /   |    \    -    /            O              \   O   /   |    \    o    /   \  \     O     /  /     \   O   /   |
| _____|^^^^^|_____    __/-----\__      ____|-----|____| _____|^^^^^|_____    __/-----\__      ____|-----|____| _____|^^^^^|_____ \   \/-----\/   /   ____|-----|____|
|VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV  /  (  )|/   \    /               |VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV  /  (  )|/   \    /               |VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV  \  (  )|/   /    /               |
|VV   VVVVVVVVV   VVV|  (    *--   |  ___\(   ) (   )| |VV   VVVVVVVVV   VVV|  _____/__   |  ___\(   ) (   )| |VV   VVVVVVVVV   VVV  |(    *-- |    ___\(   ) (   )| |
|-VVV V /__|\ V VVV- |  |(   )\ |  |  ==== \        /| |-VVV V /__|\ V VVV- \        : |  |  ==== \        /| | VVV V /__|\ V VVV-   | (   )\  |    ==== \        /| |
| \VVVV|==\==|VVVV   |  | \\ |  |  |   ^^^\---------/__| \VVVV|==\==|VVVV    \-------' |  |   ^^^\---------/__|  VVVVV==\==|VVVV     |  \\ |   |     ^^^\---------/__|
|___ |=====\===| __|_|  ||\\    |  |___\___________|_==|___ |=====\===| __|_  | |\\    |  |___\___________|_==|___ |=====\===| __|_  | |\\     |  ___\___________|_==|
|   /     | \   \ /  /  / /|/\\ \  \      /         \^^|   /     | \   \ /  //|/ /|/\\ \  \      /         \^^|   /     | \   \ /  //|/ /|/\\____\      /         \^^|
|  |_____| ||\___|  ((((^/ / /\\^))))    |    | |    | |  |_____| ||\___|  |  /|/ / /\\^))))    |    | |    | |  |_____| ||\___|  |  /|/ / /\\    |    |    | |    | |
|_ ((   )| |( \ )) _| / / / /  \|   | __ |    | |    |_|_ ((   )| |( \ )) _| / / / /  \|   | __ |    | |    |_|_ ((   )| |( \ )) _| / / / /  \|   | __ |    | |    | |
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|_ (____) _ (____) \ (____) _ (____) ___ (____) (____)_|_ (____) _ (____) \ (____) _ (____) ___ (____) (____)_|_ (____) _ (____) \ (____) _ (____) ___ (____) (____) |
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|                                                      |                                                      |  ________________    ___________________(  Nobody's )|
|                                                      |                                                      | / i7s n07 4 r341 \  / That joke doesn't \(   home. ) |
|                                                      |                      _________________               || 84538411 94m3, U || make any sense. And | (      )  |
|                                                      |                     / Is anybody home \              || f001! 50 i7 d035 || why are you hitting |           |
|                    ______________                    |  _________________ | mcgriblik who?    |             || n07 m4x3 53n53 2 || my head?            |   (   )   |
| ____________      / Who's there? \                   | / iz 4ny80dy h0m3 \ \____ ____________/              || 741x 480u7 wh0z  | \________ __________/            |
|/ n0cx n0cx. \     \____ _________/                   || mc9ri81ix?        |     \\                          || 0n fir57!        |         //                (  )   |
|\________ ___/          \\ _                          | \_____________ ___/       _                          | \____________ ___/        _                          |
|        //                / \                         |              //          / \                         |             //           / \                  ( )    |
|_________________   ____ /   \ ________ ()         () |_________________   ____ /   \ ________ ()         () |_________________   ____ /   \ ________ ()         () |
|     _________   \ /    / * ) \        () (((  )  ) ()|     _________   \ /    / * ) \        () (((  )  ) ()|     _________   \ /    / * ) \        () (((  )  ) ()|
|    /_________\  _ ____/_______\____ () _             |    /_________\    ____/_______\____ () _             |    /_________\    ____/_______\____ () _             |
|   (___________)/_)   (  o , o  )        (  o , o  )  |   (___________)   /_)(  o , o  )        (  o , o  )  |   (___________)   /_)(  o , o  )        (  o , o  )  |
|    \    O    / VVVV       O              \   -   /   |    \    O    /  VVVV      O              \   -   /   |    \    O    /  VVVV      O              \  \_/  /   |
| _____|^^^^^|___ VVVV __/-----\__      ____|-----|____| _____|^^^^^|___VVVV  __/-----\__      ____|-----|____| _____|^^^^^|___VVVV  __/-----\__      ____|-----|____|
|VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV  /  (  )|/   \    /               |VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV  /  (  )|/   \    /               |VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV  /  (  )|/   \    /               |
|VV   VVVVVVVVV      |  (    *--   |  ___\(   ) (   )| |VV   VVVVVVVVV      |  (    *--   |  ___\(   ) (   )| |VV   VVVVVVVVV      |  (    *--   |  ___\(   ) (   )| |
|-VVV V /__|_VV      |  |(   )\ |  |  ==== \        /| |-VVV V /__|_VV      |  |(   )\ |  |  ==== \        /| |-VVV V /__|_VV      |  |(   )\ |  |  ==== \        /| |
| \VVVV|==\VVVV      |  | \\ |  |  |   ^^^\---------/__| \VVVV|==\VVVV      |  | \\ |  |  |   ^^^\---------/__| \VVVV|==\VVVV      |  | \\ |  |  |   ^^^\---------/__|
|___ |=====\===| __|_|  ||\\    |  |___\___________|_==|___ |=====\===| __|_|  ||\\    |  |___\___________|_==|___ |=====\===| __|_|  ||\\    |  |___\___________|_==|
|   /     | \   \ /  /  / /|/\\ \  \      /         \^^|   /     | \   \ /  /  / /|/\\ \  \      /         \^^|   /     | \   \ /  /  / /|/\\ \  \      /         \^^|
|  |_____| ||\___|  ((((^/ / /\\^))))    |    | |    | |  |_____| ||\___|  ((((^/ / /\\^))))    |    | |    | |  |_____| ||\___|  ((((^/ / /\\^))))    |    | |    | |
|_ ((   )| |( \ )) _| / / / /  \|   | __ |    | |    |_|_ ((   )| |( \ )) _| / / / /  \|   | __ |    | |    |_|_ ((   )| |( \ )) _| / / / /  \|   | __ |    | |    |_|
|   |   |   |  \|   |_______________|    |    | |    | |   |   |   |  \|   |_______________|    |    | |    | |   |   |   |  \|   |_______________|    |    | |    | |
|   |   |   |   \     |   |   |   |      |    | |    | |   |   |   |   \     |   |   |   |      |    | |    | |   |   |   |   \     |   |   |   |      |    | |    | |
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|   |===|   |===| \   |===|   |===|       ====   ====  |   |===|   |===| \   |===|   |===|       ====   ====  |   |===|   |===| \   |===|   |===|       ====   ====  |
|_ (____) _ (____) \ (____) _ (____) ___ (____) (____)_|_ (____) _ (____) \ (____) _ (____) ___ (____) (____)_|_ (____) _ (____) \ (____) _ (____) ___ (____) (____)_|
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|                                     ( And why am I ) |                                                      |                  / Well, SOMEbody    \               |
|                  _______________   ( watching it?   )|                                                      |                 | sure buggled it up. |              |
|                 / Why are you   \    (             ) |  _____________    ____________                       |                  \_____________ _____/ ____________  |
|                | playing a       |                   | / i w4n73d 2  \  / How could  \   _________________  |  _______________               \\     / How could  \ |
|                | stupid baseball |       (    )      || 5h0w U h0w    || realism ever | / How could video \ | / i 7hinx 7h47  \               \\ __| realism ever ||
|                | video game?     |                   || r341izm c0u1d || ruin a game? || kill the radio    ||| 50n9 h4d 4 107  |                /___ ruin a game? ||
|                 \______ ________/         (  )       || r00en 4 94m3. | \_____ ______/ | star?             ||| 2 d0 wi7h 7h47. |               //   \____________/ |
|                        \\ _                          | \_________ ___/        \\ _      \__________ ______/ | \________ ______/         _     // \\                |
|                          / \              ( )        |          //              / \                \\       |         //               / \   //   \\               |
|_________________   ____ /   \ ________ ()         () |_________________   ____ /   \ ________ ()         () |_________________   ____ /   \ ________ ()         () |
|     _________   \ /    / * ) \        () (((  )  ) ()|     _________   \ /    / * ) \        () (((  )  ) ()|     _________   \ /    / * ) \        () (((  )  ) ()|
|    /_________\    ____/_______\____ () _             |    /_________\    ____/_______\____ () _             |    /_________\    ____/_______\____ () _             |
|   (___________)      (  o , o  )        (  o , o  )  |   (___________)      (  o , o  )        (  o , o  )  |   (___________)      (  o , o  )        (  o , o  )  |
|    \    -    /            O              \   -   /   |    \    O    /            O              \   O   /   |    \    O    /            O              \   O   /   |
| _____|^^^^^|_____    __/-----\__      ____|-----|____| _____|^^^^^|_____    __/-----\__      ____|-----|____| _____|^^^^^|_____    __/-----\__      ____|-----|____|
|VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV  /  (  )|/   \    /               |VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV  /  (  )|/   \    /               |VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV  /  (  )|/   \    /               |
|VV   VVVVVVVVV   VVV|  (    *--   |  ___\(   ) (   )| |VV   VVVVVVVVV   VVV|  (    *--   |  ___\(   ) (   )| |VV   VVVVVVVVV   VVV|  (    *--   |  ___\(   ) (   )| |
|-VVV V /__|\ V VVV- |  |(   )\ |  |  ==== \        /| |-VVV V /__|\ V VVV- |  |(   )\ |  |  ==== \        /| |-VVV V /__|\ V VVV- |  |(   )\ |  |  ==== \        /| |
| \VVVV|==\==|VVVV   |  | \\ |  |  |   ^^^\---------/__| \VVVV|==\==|VVVV   |  | \\ |  |  |   ^^^\---------/__| \VVVV|==\==|VVVV   |  | \\ |  |  |   ^^^\---------/__|
|___ |=====\===| __|_|  ||\\    |  |___\___________|_==|___ |=====\===| __|_|  ||\\    |  |___\___________|_==|___ |=====\===| __|_|  ||\\    |  |___\___________|_==|
|   /     | \   \ /  /  / /|/\\ \  \      /         \^^|   /     | \   \ /  /  / /|/\\ \  \      /         \^^|   /     | \   \ /  /  / /|/\\ \  \      /         \^^|
|  |_____| ||\___|  ((((^/ / /\\^))))    |    | |    | |  |_____| ||\___|  ((((^/ / /\\^))))    |    | |    | |  |_____| ||\___|  ((((^/ / /\\^))))    |    | |    | |
|_ ((   )| |( \ )) _| / / / /  \|   | __ |    | |    |_|_ ((   )| |( \ )) _| / / / /  \|   | __ |    | |    |_|_ ((   )| |( \ )) _| / / / /  \|   | __ |    | |    |_|
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|_ (____) _ (____) \ (____) _ (____) ___ (____) (____)_|_ (____) _ (____) \ (____) _ (____) ___ (____) (____)_|_ (____) _ (____) \ (____) _ (____) ___ (____) (____)_|
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|                                                      |                                   ________________   |  ________________ (  Errgh.  )      / I prefer the \ |
|                  _______________                     |                _______________   / Come on. Don't \  | / y34h! @u33n iz \ (        )      | King. Neverthe-||
|  ____________   / Are you going \                    |               / ALL I HEAR IS \ | drag Queen into  | || 1 0v d4 m41n     |                | less, I could   |
| / 8u7 r4di0  \ | to answer my    |                   |              | RADIO CA CA!    || your selfish     | || r3450nz i 57i11  |  (  )          | talk about     ||
|| iz 57i11 f4r || question?       |                   |               \________ ______/ | tirade.          | || 1i573n 2 d4      |                | radio ALL day. ||
|| fr0m d34d.   | \______ ________/                    |                        \\        \__________ _____/  || r4di0.           |   ( )           \___ __________/ |
| \_______ ____/         \\ _                          |                           _                 \\       | \________ _______/        _             \\           |
|        //                / \                         |                  |||     / \      |||                |         //               / \             \\          |
|_________________   ____ /   \ ________ ()         () |_________________\|||/__ /   \ ___\|||/ ()         () |_________________   ____ /   \ ________ ()         () |
|     _________   \ /    / * ) \        () (((  )  ) ()|     _________    | |   / * ) \    | | () (((  )  ) ()|     _________   \ /    / * ) \        () (((  )  ) ()|
|    /_________\    ____/_______\____ () _             |    /_________\  |  |__/_______\__|  ()               |    /_________\    ____/_______\____ () _             |
|   (___________)      (  o , o  )        (  o , o  )  |   (___________) |  \ (  o , o  ) /  /   (  O , O  )  |   (___________)    (((  b , d  )        (  o , o  )  |
|    \    o    /            O              \   -   /   |    \    -    /   \  \     O     /  /     \   O   /   |    \    O    /     |  |   -              \   o   /   |
| _____|^^^^^|_____    __/-----\__      ____|-----|____| _____|^^^^^|_____ \   \/-----\/   /   ____|-----|____| _____|^^^^^|_____  |  |/-----\__      ____|-----|____|
|VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV  /  (  )|/   \    /               |VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV  \  (  )|/   /    /               |VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV |   (  )|/   \    /               |
|VV   VVVVVVVVV   VVV|  (    *--   |  ___\(   ) (   )| |VV   VVVVVVVVV   VVV  |(    *-- |    ___\(   ) (   )| |VV   VVVVVVVVV   VVV \      *--   |  ___\(   ) (   )| |
|-VVV V /__|\ V VVV- |  |(   )\ |  |  ==== \        /| | VVV V /__|\ V VVV-   | (   )\  |    ==== \        /| |-VVV V /__|\ V VVV-   ||(   )\ |  |  ==== \        /| |
| \VVVV|==\==|VVVV   |  | \\ |  |  |   ^^^\---------/__|  VVVVV==\==|VVVV     |  \\ |   |     ^^^\---------/__| \VVVV|==\==|VVVV     || \\ |  |  |   ^^^\---------/__|
|___ |=====\===| __|_|  ||\\    |  |___\___________|_==|___ |=====\===| __|_  | |\\     |  ___\___________|_==|___ |=====\===| __|_  |||\\    |  |___\___________|_==|
|   /     | \   \ /  /  / /|/\\ \  \      /         \^^|   /     | \   \ /  //|/ /|/\\____\      /         \^^|   /     | \   \ /  //|/ /|/\\ \  \      /         \^^|
|  |_____| ||\___|  ((((^/ / /\\^))))    |    | |    | |  |_____| ||\___|  |  /|/ / /\\    |    |    | |    | |  |_____| ||\___|  |  /|/ / /\\^))))    |    | |    | |
|_ ((   )| |( \ )) _| / / / /  \|   | __ |    | |    |_|_ ((   )| |( \ )) _| / / / /  \|   | __ |    | |    | |_ ((   )| |( \ )) _| / / / /  \|   | __ |    | |    |_|
|   |   |   |  \|   |_______________|    |    | |    | |   |   |   |  \|   |_______________|    |    | |    | |   |   |   |  \|   |_______________|    |    | |    | |
|   |   |   |   \     |   |   |   |      |    | |    | |   |   |   |   \     |   |   |   |      |    | |    | |   |   |   |   \     |   |   |   |      |    | |    | |
|   |   |   |   |\    |   |   |   |      |    | |    | |   |   |   |   |\    |   |   |   |      |    | |    | |   |   |   |   |\    |   |   |   |      |    | |    | |
|   |===|   |===| \   |===|   |===|       ====   ====  |   |===|   |===| \   |===|   |===|       ====   ====  |   |===|   |===| \   |===|   |===|       ====   ====  |
|_ (____) _ (____) \ (____) _ (____) ___ (____) (____)_|_ (____) _ (____) \ (____) _ (____) ___ (____) (____) |_ (____) _ (____) \ (____) _ (____) ___ (____) (____)_|
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|                  ____________________                |                                      / Well, I     \ |                                / Sure thing.    \    |
|                 / Queen had some     \               |                  _________________  | heard that in ||  ___________                  | Lemme just poke  |   |
|                | good ideas, but I    |              |                 / I don't think   \ | the Braille   || / wh3r3 c4n \   _____________ | your eyes out.   |   |
|                | never understood why |              |                | they "grew tired" || Bible, Guud   ||| i 937 4n    | / Ima, that's \ \_______ ________/    |
|                | anyone would "grow   |              |  ____________  | of the vision     || went around   ||| 313c7r0nic  || awful. Get    |        \\            |
|                | tired of all this    |              | / w311, wh47 \ | that they once    || poking        ||| v3r5i0n 0v  || out of my     |         \\           |
|                | vision."             |              || 480u7 81ind  || had.              || peoples eyes. ||| d4 8r4i113  || sight.        |          \\          |
|                 \______ _____________/               || p30p13?      | \___ _____________/  \_____ _______/ || 8i813?      | \_____________ |           \\         |
|                        \\ _                          | \_______ ____/      \\    _                \\        | \_______ ___/             _ //             \\        |
|                          / \                         |        //                / \                \\       |        //                / \                \\       |
|_________________   ____ /   \ ________ ()         () |_________________   ____ /   \ ________ ()         () |_________________   ____ /   \ ________ ()         () |
|     _________   \ /    / * ) \        () (((  )  ) ()|     _________   \ /    / * ) \        () (((  )  ) ()|     _________   \ /    / * ) \        () (((  )  ) ()|
|    /_________\    ____/_______\____ () _             |    /_________\    ____/_______\____ () _             |    /_________\    ____/_______\____ () _             |
|   (___________)      (  o , o  )        (  o , o  )  |   (___________)      (  o , o  )        (  o , o  )  |   (___________)      (  o , o  )        (  o , o  )  |
|    \    -    /            O              \   -   /   |    \    O    /            O              \   O   /   |    \    O    /            O              \  \_/  /   |
| _____|^^^^^|_____    __/-----\__      ____|-----|____| _____|^^^^^|_____    __/-----\__      ____|-----|____| _____|^^^^^|_____    __/-----\__       ___|-----|____|
|VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV  /  (  )|/   \    /               |VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV  /  (  )|/   \    /               |VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV  /  (  )|/  ||||\  /              |
|VV   VVVVVVVVV   VVV|  (    *--   |  ___\(   ) (   )| |VV   VVVVVVVVV   VVV|  (    *--   |  ___\(   ) (   )| |VV   VVVVVVVVV   VVV|  (    *--\|TTT\  |  |  ) (   )| |
|-VVV V /__|\ V VVV- |  |(   )\ |  |  ==== \        /| |-VVV V /__|\ V VVV- |  |(   )\ |  |  ==== \        /| |-VVV V /__|\ V VVV- |  |(   )\ ||  ||  |  |        /| |
| \VVVV|==\==|VVVV   |  | \\ |  |  |   ^^^\---------/__| \VVVV|==\==|VVVV   |  | \\ |  |  |   ^^^\---------/__| \VVVV|==\==|VVVV   |  | \\ |  ||  ||     /\_______/  |
|___ |=====\===| __|_|  ||\\    |  |___\___________|_==|___ |=====\===| __|_|  ||\\    |  |___\___________|_==|___ |=====\===| __|_|  ||\\    \   | \   /==_________/|
|   /     | \   \ /  /  / /|/\\ \  \      /         \^^|   /     | \   \ /  /  / /|/\\ \  \      /         \^^|   /     | \   \ /  /  / /|/\\____\   \_/ ^^       \  |
|  |_____| ||\___|  ((((^/ / /\\^))))    |    | |    | |  |_____| ||\___|  ((((^/ / /\\^))))    |    | |    | |  |_____| ||\___|  ((((^/ / /\\    |    |    | |    | |
|_ ((   )| |( \ )) _| / / / /  \|   | __ |    | |    |_|_ ((   )| |( \ )) _| / / / /  \|   | __ |    | |    |_|_ ((   )| |( \ )) _| / / / /  \|   | __ |    | |    |_|
|   |   |   |  \|   |_______________|    |    | |    | |   |   |   |  \|   |_______________|    |    | |    | |   |   |   |  \|   |_______________|    |    | |    | |
|   |   |   |   \     |   |   |   |      |    | |    | |   |   |   |   \     |   |   |   |      |    | |    | |   |   |   |   \     |   |   |   |      |    | |    | |
|   |   |   |   |\    |   |   |   |      |    | |    | |   |   |   |   |\    |   |   |   |      |    | |    | |   |   |   |   |\    |   |   |   |      |    | |    | |
|   |===|   |===| \   |===|   |===|       ====   ====  |   |===|   |===| \   |===|   |===|       ====   ====  |   |===|   |===| \   |===|   |===|       ====   ====  |
|_ (____) _ (____) \ (____) _ (____) ___ (____) (____)_|_ (____) _ (____) \ (____) _ (____) ___ (____) (____)_|_ (____) _ (____) \ (____) _ (____) ___ (____) (____)_|
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|                  ____________                        |  _____________   / Usually I find  \                 |                                                      |
|                 / What about \                       | / 7h475 h0w   \ | product placement |                |                                 _____                |
| ______________ | commercials? |                      || r341izm r00enz|| amusing.          |                | _______________                / Oh. \               |
|/ c0mm3rci41z. \ \______ _____/                       || vid30 94m3z.  | \_____ ___________/                 |/ n07 7hi5 7im3 \               \ ____/               |
|\________ _____/        \\ _                          | \________ ____/        \\ _                          |\_________ _____/          _    //                    |
|        //                / \                         |         //               / \                         |         //               / \                         |
|_________________   ____ /   \ ________ ()         () |_________________   ____ /   \ ________ ()         () |_________________   ____ /   \ ________ ()         () |
|     _________   \ /    / * ) \        () (((  )  ) ()|     _________   \ /    / * ) \        () (((  )  ) ()|     _________   \ /    / * ) \        () (((  )  ) ()|
|    /_________\    ____/_______\____ () _             |    /_________\    ____/_______\____ () _             |    /_________\    ____/_______\____ () _             |
|   (___________)      (  o , o  )        (  o , o  )  |   (___________)      (  o , o  )        (  o , o  )  |   (___________)      (  o , o  )        (  o , o  )  |
|    \    o    /            O              \   -   /   |    \    o    /            O              \   -   /   |    \    o    /            O              \   -   /   |
| _____|^^^^^|_____    __/-----\__      ____|-----|____| _____|^^^^^|_____    __/-----\__      ____|-----|____| _____|^^^^^|_____    __/-----\__      ____|-----|____|
|VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV  /  (  )|/   \    /               |VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV  /  (  )|/   \    /               |VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV  /  (  )|/   \    /               |
|VV   VVVVVVVVV   VVV|  (    *--   |  ___\(   ) (   )| |VV   VVVVVVVVV   VVV|  (    *--   |  ___\(   ) (   )| |VV   VVVVVVVVV   VVV|  (    *--   |  ___\(   ) (   )| |
|-VVV V /__|\ V VVV- |  |(   )\ |  |  ==== \        /| |-VVV V /__|\ V VVV- |  |(   )\ |  |  ==== \        /| |-VVV V /__|\ V VVV- |  |(   )\ |  |  ==== \        /| |
| \VVVV|==\==|VVVV   |  | \\ |  |  |   ^^^\---------/__| \VVVV|==\==|VVVV   |  | \\ |  |  |   ^^^\---------/__| \VVVV|==\==|VVVV   |  | \\ |  |  |   ^^^\---------/__|
|___ |=====\===| __|_|  ||\\    |  |___\___________|_==|___ |=====\===| __|_|  ||\\    |  |___\___________|_==|___ |=====\===| __|_|  ||\\    |  |___\___________|_==|
|   /     | \   \ /  /  / /|/\\ \  \      /         \^^|   /     | \   \ /  /  / /|/\\ \  \      /         \^^|   /     | \   \ /  /  / /|/\\ \  \      /         \^^|
|  |_____| ||\___|  ((((^/ / /\\^))))    |    | |    | |  |_____| ||\___|  ((((^/ / /\\^))))    |    | |    | |  |_____| ||\___|  ((((^/ / /\\^))))    |    | |    | |
|_ ((   )| |( \ )) _| / / / /  \|   | __ |    | |    |_|_ ((   )| |( \ )) _| / / / /  \|   | __ |    | |    |_|_ ((   )| |( \ )) _| / / / /  \|   | __ |    | |    |_|
|   |   |   |  \|   |_______________|    |    | |    | |   |   |   |  \|   |_______________|    |    | |    | |   |   |   |  \|   |_____/\/\/\/\/\/\___|    | |    | |
|   |   |   |   \     |   |   |   |      |    | |    | |   |   |   |   \     |   |   |   |      |    | |    | |   |   |   |   \     | _/ This strike  /|    | |    | |
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|   |===|   |===| \   |===|   |===|       ====   ====  |   |===|   |===| \   |===|   |===|       ====   ====  |   |===|   |===| \   |=/ by Omni Bowling\====   ====  |
|_ (____) _ (____) \ (____) _ (____) ___ (____) (____)_|_ (____) _ (____) \ (____) _ (____) ___ (____) (____)_|_ (____) _ (____) \ (__\ Balls ...      /____) (____)_|
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