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|                                                      |                   / Uhh huh. That's  \   __________  |                                          __________  |
|                                                      |                  | great. And how's   | / You wish,\ |                  _______________        / This     \ |
|         _________________                            |  _______________ | my gal, Ima Pungal,|| Johann.    ||                 / Now, how am I \      | comic is   ||
|        / So how's my     \                           | / 50m37im35 i    | enjoyin' the game? || I'm way out||  ____________  | supposed to     |     | nothing but||
|       | pal, Sy Burgeak,  |                          || w0nd3r Y i M Ur  \_________ ________/ | of your    || / i 701d U 2 \ | pronounce that? |     | a two-bit  ||
|       | doing today?      |                          | \______ ________/          //          | league.    ||| c411 m3 "5y"!| \___ ___________/      | parity!    ||
|        \_____________ ___/_                          |       //                  _             \___ ______/ | \____ _______/      \\    _             \___ ______/ |
|                      \\  / \                         |      //                  / \               //        |     //           |||     / \      |||       \\       |
|_________________   ____ /   \ ________ ()         () |_________________   ____ /   \ ________ ()         () |_________________\|||/__ /   \ ___\|||/ ()         () |
|     _________   \ /    / * ) \        () (((  )  ) ()|     _________   \ /    / * ) \        () (((  )  ) ()|     _________    | |   / * ) \    | | () (((  )  ) ()|
|    /_________\    ____/_______\____ () _             | __ /_________\    ____/_______\____ ()               |    /_________\  |  |__/_______\__|  ()               |
| __(___________)_____ (  o ,o   )        (  o , o  )  | ==(___________)_____ (  o , o  )        (  d , d  )  |   (___________) |  \ (  o , o  ) /  /   (  O , O  )  |
| ===\   \_/   /____  \     O        /  /  \  \_/  /   |  ^ \    O    /____  \     O              \   O   /   |    \    O    /   \  \     O     /  /     \   O   /   |
| _^^__|^^^^^|_____ \   \/-----\____/  /____|-----|____|VVVVV_|^^^^^|_____ \   \/-----\___     ____|-----|____| _____|^^^^^|_____ \   \/-----\/   /   ____|-----|____|
|VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV  \  (  )|/       //               |VV  VVVVVVVVVVVVVVV  \  (  )|/    \   /               |VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV  \  (  )|/   /    /               |
|VV   VVVVVVVVV   VVV  |(    *-- ___/ ___\(   ) (   )| | VVV VV/ VVVVV   VVV  |(    *-- \  \ ___\(   ) (   )| |VV   VVVVVVVVV   VVV  |(    *-- |    ___\(   ) (   )| |
|-VVV V /__|\ V VVV-   | (   )\  |    ==== \        /| |  VVVV|==\|\ V VVV-   | (   )\  |\   ==== \        /| | VVV V /__|\ V VVV-   | (   )\  |    ==== \        /| |
| \VVVV|==\==|VVVV     |  \\ |   |     ^^^\---------/__|    |VVVV\==|VVVV     |  \\ |   | \__ ^^^\---------/__|  VVVVV==\==|VVVV     |  \\ |   |     ^^^\---------/__|
|___ |=====\===| __|_  | |\\     |  ___\___________|_==|___ |=====\===| __|_  | |\\     |  ___\___________|_==|___ |=====\===| __|_  | |\\     |  ___\___________|_==|
|   /     | \   \ /  //|/ /|/\\____\      /         \^^|   /     | \   \ /  //|/ /|/\\____\      /         \^^|   /     | \   \ /  //|/ /|/\\____\      /         \^^|
|  |_____| ||\___|  |  /|/ / /\\    |    |    | |    | |  |_____| ||\___|  |  /|/ / /\\    |    |    | |    | |  |_____| ||\___|  |  /|/ / /\\    |    |    | |    | |
|_ ((   )| |( \ )) _| / / / /  \|   | __ |    | |    |_|_ ((   )| |( \ )) _| / / / /  \|   | __ |    | |    | |_ ((   )| |( \ )) _| / / / /  \|   | __ |    | |    | |
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|   |===|   |===| \   |===|   |===|       ====   ====  |   |===|   |===| \   |===|   |===|       ====   ====  |   |===|   |===| \   |===|   |===|       ====   ====  |
|_ (____) _ (____) \ (____) _ (____) ___ (____) (____)_|_ (____) _ (____) \ (____) _ (____) ___ (____) (____) |_ (____) _ (____) \ (____) _ (____) ___ (____) (____) |
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